ENGRISH 101

I know, I know. Imaginations are already running wild because the damn title is finger in the ass. Yeah, some might say that its not that high compared to some pussy cat fingering. But today's story to tell is indeed about finger up in the ass. And you get it wrong. Not a womans ass. But a man's ass. Well, we don't have much option right? Thats like the only hole below the waist for a man. (Ahem, starts talking the Uncle Sam way)
So a couple my friends get together on a Saturday evening for a somewhat small college reunion talking about almost everything under the sun although the sun is going down already at that time. And we whine about whose job is tougher and we boast about who's earning more pay. We laughed hysterically at stupid statements and it was all good, UNTIL..

One of my friends starts talking about having a finger in the ass. He said that you could have orgasm or ejaculation without stimulating your little bro. We were stoned for about 3.14 seconds and then we started laughing again. We have scenario of a limp dick ejaculating. And maybe imagining controlling it like a water gun, shooting at desired target. Or it may be cooler if we can adjust the range and power as well. Again, it sounded stupid UNTIL..
After I do some research, I figured out its real! Damn real. Read more about it here. Gosh, didn't know there's such a thing on earth. Man can masturbate finger themselves now. How cool is that? No wonder those guys in the Japanese AV has perfect timing and aim. Practice makes perfect! I'm with a troubled mind now. So guys, lock your room doors now and start fingering away. Good day.

Oh by the way, guys that do it themselves and girls that volunteer to be kinky, please remember one thing. Cut your nails, take off your rings and also scrub, wash those fingers later on. We don't want another repeat of the 'Roti Canai Tahi' legacy spreading around again.